Ethan-52437

i have my own life and i am stronger than u kno =P

i am ANTISOCIAL so doh talk to me! :( i actually more antisocial than ah narcoleptic bunny
if u see me speak thats a rarity ;i dont even want to talk now! y are u making me do this ,whats rong with you? ent i did say i antisocial shit man i doh want tuh talk tuh yuh ass !
shut up! no u shut up! no u shut up! no u shut up!
D: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

y do good things always happen to bad people?
or is it bad things happen to good people?
or the good people of bad things happening!?

one time we went kfc right,an we in de drive thru, an it had de worlds smartest woman in front ah we.
ah mean oh lord she could create a new source of energy -___-". an she keep aksin de drive tru man if dey hah popcorn!
now i unnastan dat dey hah popcorn chicken! and charles de gaule on de odda side dey taut she really want popcorn!
I LIKE TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
and now dis totiepotent woman keep sayin,' ah wah de popcorn?"
de man say,' lady we eh hah no popcorn here!"
she say," yes u hah popcorn i di see it on meh tv!"
he say ," lady we doh sell popcorn!"
she say ,' boy gih meh de blasted popcorn now, meh 59 churren starvin here. AY LEQUISHA STOP HITTING SHANAYNAY!! And shitong stop fingering shantilal!!

do you ever wonder what happens when a tampon string snaps whilst it still, ummm IN?!
HOW YUH GET IT OUT!? that gives new meaning to the phrase ,' stuck in the middle with you" XD

ay dat song is from 1976 :D
dey had a chicken shortage that year worldwide!!
u kno i neva see ah chicken with large talons have you?
and the lord said unto the chicken,'thou shalt cross the road; and it didst do this and there was much rejoicing!!"
yuh kno de lord funny when he ready eh?
de word funny have plenty meanings nowadays eh?
for that matter what the hell does nowadays mean?
i wonder if hell is in fact real?
but what is real but the abscence of non existance!
I LIKE BIG TURTLES!!!!!!!:D
an yuh kno if u absent from school teachers go cuss!
if yuh hear cuss at de happy corner hotel!
i wonder if brothels have lysol?!

Current Residence: Grenada
Favourite genre of music: hard rock
Favourite style of art: abstract or juss crazy
MP3 player of choice: well i gots a zune =S